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“When it comes to believing in god, I really, really tried… but… the more you look around, the more you realize… something is wrong here. War, disease, death, destruction, hunger filth, poverty, torture, crime corruption, the ice capades… This is not good work. If this is the best god can do, I’m not impressed. Results like this do not belong on the resume of a supreme being.”
“Atheism is a non-prophet organization”
“You know who I pray to? Joe Pesci… He looks like a guy who can get things done. Joe Pesci doesn’t fuck around… For years, I asked god to do something about my noisy neighbor with the barking dog. Joe Pesci straightened that cocksucker out with one visit.”
George Carlin, When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?
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Would an Amen to that be misplaced?
of course not… peace be with you. 🙂
astute observation =)
i’ll point you to the usual excuses.. “the lord gave you the ability to create or destroy” or the often quoted “its gods will” you cannot win.
F-bomb God’s will, that’s a bumper sticker, not an insight.
This lovely deity, Allah, Jahve, God, whatever the name you gave him, raised us in the garden of Eden, then gave us free will, stepped back and thought that: let them sort themselfs out ……
he dictated RULES… nothing to sort out. rigid… fixed… absolute RULES
Tosspots that tries and wants to interpret the books comes up with that crap !
my point exactly
ya see… this morning I had two books in my hands… my left hand had “The Enlightened Mind” and in my right hand “The Quotable Atheist”… The quotable atheist was heavier and landed in my lap.
not one single piece of credible evidence can be shown, owned by any of them religious leaders of any religion you can think of. absence of proof is… curious isn’t it =)